futi

A surprise attack to someones rectal area with a wooden stick.

I was sitting in class when all of a sudden, John gave me a futi with his Husky Pencil. I later got him back with a futi while he was peeing in the yernal. I snuck up behind him with a plunger.

by enemybob April 22, 2009

Fütiebäg

A sport used in west Germany, founded and patented by, Thong Von Strapp, in 1936. This sport consists of a corn bag, or Strüdenhiesler, a can, or Auschwitzlïeser, and of course the foot or, Fubfetisch.

Yo, Adolf !after we finish this hilarious holocaust film let us play some 'Fütiebäg'! Nein? or Ja?

by Pubeypie August 24, 2021

futility

Performing an action that has no results.

Andy's futility knows no bounds... He rotates squares in Tetris.

by Macros-the-Black August 29, 2012

relative futility

As it pertains to economic "Law of Diminishing Returns", and Maslow
relative futility is the measure of fucks you are obligated to risk on

a useless venture.
This is reached when the odds of a return on the investment = LESS THAN ZERO

The relative futility of meeting an active brain cell in this dump is absolute,

so I save 10 bucks if I PASS on that useless venture!
Karmic return = Finding 8$ STNG Collector's set "Dixon Hill" and "Gloria"
at nerd shop down the street = "SO MUCH WIN"

by Thygeekgoddess March 11, 2017

futile

Pointless and hopeless.

I ran as fast as I could, but it was futile. The bus was too far away and the driver turned and drove off.

by happycookie August 4, 2011

FUTIVES

The best Cod YouTuber out there no other cod youtuber is like him, He has the most skill he is the best that will ever come from cod his aim is unmatchable and his tactics are perfect

Futives is the best

by ExoGhost cool like September 11, 2020

well futile

Something that's good, a positive description of a thing. A reversed meaning, along the lines of 'bad', 'wicked', 'bum' etc.

Coined by Chris Morris in the popular UK TV show Nathan Barley.

"Check out my website, it's well fucking futile!"

by Dan Ashcroft April 14, 2005