Futie 

Fucking + Cutie= Futie
Instead of saying your really cute or your so fucking cute, you say your a futie :)
The word futie was first founded in 2008 Toronto Canada by a Vinthu.
Futie can be said infront of parents and teachers
The word is very short and doesnt take too long to type either
The word futie shall spread soon

IF there are more then one overly cute people, you says futies

Sanjana: blah blah blah yappinggg l
Joshua: goshh Sanjana your a futie !
Sanjana: Huh?
Joshua: a futie; a fucking cute :$
Sanjana: ohh awhh thanks thats cute :)

Futie by Vinthu December 17, 2010

Futie 

Racial Slur for a certain female named Futant.

Damn Futies!

Futie by Monkey King June 1, 2004

futrelian

An adverb applied to dishonesty, heightened to a point of baroque excess that the lie is on the verge of, but not past where it becomes obvious self-parody.

In Dr Craig's selective quoting of Darwin, the reversal of originally intended meaning was so complete, and so perverse, it was almost futrelian. We nearly admired him for taking the art of lying to a point of previously unimagined excess.

futrelian by manuel dexter July 5, 2012

Fütiebäg 

A sport used in west Germany, founded and patented by, Thong Von Strapp, in 1936. This sport consists of a corn bag, or Strüdenhiesler, a can, or Auschwitzlïeser, and of course the foot or, Fubfetisch.

Yo, Adolf !after we finish this hilarious holocaust film let us play some 'Fütiebäg'! Nein? or Ja?

Fütiebäg by Pubeypie August 24, 2021

Flutie Funnel 

Pouring alcohol down a women's ass crack then drinking it in the tossed salad position. This was invented by Buffalo Bills fan base.

I just drank from the flutie funnel...bruh!

Flutie Funnel by zacherzach October 18, 2016

futility 

Performing an action that has no results.

Andy's futility knows no bounds... He rotates squares in Tetris.

futility by Macros-the-Black August 29, 2012

futhead 

The main website related to ultimate team from the FIFA video games (FUT). Famous for its comment section on players used to discuss everything remotely related to football. The ultimate aim is to obtain as much karma (~upvotes) as possible by talking about things unrelated to football.
Frequent expressions:
gr8 banter m8
karmawhore

pacewhore
...

Nerd 1: What were you doing last night?
Nerd 2: Went karmawhoring on Futhead

futhead by EggFriedReus May 3, 2015