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Furry Wall 

Furry walls are walls covered in fur. When stroked the furry wall will calm you down.
Guy one: Smokes a jeffery

Guy one: Ithink im having a heartattack

Guy two: CALM down just stroke the furry wall, there you go- all better?
Furry Wall by explodinggrass June 11, 2010

Pet the Furry Wall

Idiom;

(1) A phrase uttered to implore someone who is panicked, or highly anxious to calm and soothe their self. Often a person having a bad trip while on drugs.

(2) A phrase used to reassure someone that they are safe and that their current situation is manageable.

Source: The 2010 Film, "Get Him to the Greek".
Person 1: "Man, I'm freaking out. Everything is turning melty and colorful. Why did you make me smoke that Jeffery!"

Person 2: "Pet the furry wall man; be cool. You'll be fine."

rub the furry wall 

chill out; don't freak out; calm down
ie. "When life hands you a Jeffrey" rub the furry wall."
rub the furry wall by mrj1s1975 July 12, 2010

Furry Rat Wall Eater 

It's a wall eater who is a furry rat. They have an obsessive thing for catgirls (aka dartz), and hentai. They don't want to admit that they're a furry rat because they're just too shy to admit it.
sdfurry: furry rat wall eater, go cronch on walls

wall eater: shut up ~uwu~

dartz: ~wall eater chan~

furry wallet 

When a woman uses sex, or sexual favors to pay for something.
Jen didn't realize she had no money, so she payed the cabbie with her furry wallet.
furry wallet by Jabez December 31, 2007

Fury Wall 

A wall made 100% of fur, which designed to calm you down.
Dude 1: I think i'm having a heartattack
Dude 2: Just relax and stroke the Fury Wall
Fury Wall by WhiteStagForTheBlind November 25, 2010
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