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Free + feces = freeces, or free shit!
For example the type of stuff you would recieve at a birthday party (hats, noise makers, little toys)or yard sale give aways (stack of National Geopraphic Mags.) or even at weddings (bubble wands, bird seed packs, food) any thing that is given away for free. Dude , I'm going to the parade to get some freeces.
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freecell 

a solitaire like card game that has been reducing office productivity since microsoft (the evil) incorporated it in their basic entertainment package.
Freecell is won when this happens:
AH 2H 3H 4H 5H 6H 7H 8H 9H 10H JH QH KH
AS 2S 3S 4S 5S 6S 7S 8S 9S 10S JS QS KS
AC 2C 3C 4C 5C 6C 7C 8C 9C 10C JC QC KC
AD 2D 3D 4D 5D 6D 7D 8D 9D 10D JD QD KD
freecell by ankur patel August 17, 2006
noun

a female pet of one's brother or sister, or of one's brother-in-law or sister-in-law.
I don't think its a good idea to leave your charger out, my furiece might get to it

Sadie is my favorite furiece, I'm glad my sister took her in.
Furiece by deathshadow551 June 23, 2016
A word used while trying to "throw down a rap" that involves the material of fleece. Usually used by someone who is very white.
Bryce: "My snuggie is made of fleece so i know that i won't freece"

Me: Do you relieze your white?
Freece by GreatOneTwoThree April 22, 2011
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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