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Funky nigga

A black person (nigger or nigga) who takes part in a bunch of shenanigans and tomfoolery like bank robberies and being arrested. They often are one shade to dark and you need a thermal camera to see them even in the daytime, they are quick little fellas and very good at hide and seek. They are mostly found in KFC or Popeyes. The only niggas that aren’t funky niggas are the ones who are nigger crackers, these nigger nugget crackers only show signs of hostility when you take away their off-brand hellcats! Better be safe when you go to a prison full of funky niggers!
Woah! A funky nigga just ate my hellcat! Well, I guess his nigga ass couldn’t control himself. Funky niggas are quite silly. Funky niggas

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Nigga your not funny only lame niggas say that shit 

"Pokimane: Nigga your not funny only lame niggas say that shit"
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