fung ku

A rather obvious mockery of "kung fu", meant to discriminate those who can kick your ass, and to tempt them to do so.

"aww, look at the cute fruit head, doing his fung ku! HAHA!"

by for all you know its "Bill" March 17, 2005

kung fung

The crusty film that accumulates on individual pubic hairs after sex or a long period between showers.

Kristen- "did you go down on Tate?"
Tabatha- "I made him shower first. Lots of Kung Fung on those marbles".

by nickthickie December 14, 2013