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Full Release 

Slang term used in corrupt massage parlors (Whack Palaces) to indicate that you wish to be given a handjob.
"Yeah, uhm, do you offer a full release massage?"
Full Release by Asshole October 6, 2003

Full Release 

When one masturbates, urinates and has a bowel movement in a row.
Hey, let me have a full release and a shower before you pick me up to go to Toronto.
Full Release by 1138 September 17, 2011

Full Release 

Where you cough, sneeze, vomit, cry, spit, piss, burp, cum, excrete, and just release a variety of things from every pore and hole.
I heard Ted full released last night, resulting in combustion... Poor guy is in the hospital.
Full Release by The anus butcher November 24, 2011
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Me: Poggers!
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