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funkaween 

Mormon orgy... More than 3 couples making out with each other.
Those Mormons totally just funkaweened in the magic school bus.
funkaween by Kaakoush May 19, 2016

Commissaire Fuklaw 

A very badass and avesome Angry Marines Commissaire, very ill for heresy, so ill he even finds his own men heretics!

The Angry Marines have a Commissar because Fuklaw was too damn angry to be put anywhere else. After the Angry Marines saw him in action, they started recruiting from his homeworld.

Also he fucks impostors, fucks heresy, thinks that cover is for pussies and is a real paranoid psycho.
Angry Marine Chant - ALWAYS ANGRY, ALL THE TIME!

DRIVE ME CLOSER! I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD!
~ Commissaire Fuklaw during campaign
Commissaire Fuklaw by Yaminoyori December 25, 2009

Toko Fukawa 

Sweet bean from Danganronpa. Split personality child. Likes the rich horse man Byakuya Togami
Crazy but a sweet waifu who needs protection. She also doesn’t like evil teddy bear monokuma. All hail Toko Fukawa/ genocidal (Jack,Jill,sho)
Toko Fukawa must be protected again all costs ( SPOIlER ALERt) she survives the killing game
Toko Fukawa by Sproutz May 20, 2020

Fukkawaquanoonoo 

It is a way of saying 'Fuck you' that no one will understand. The main reason for using this, is to be able to say it in front of anyone (Teachers, Parents, Ect.) And not get in trouble.
Teacher: You have detention, young man!
Student: Fukkawaquanoonoo.
Teacher: What did you say?!
Student: Ummm... 'Peace be with you'?
Teacher: Oh...okay.

commissar Fuklaw

The most badass of all the commissars. This man surfs tanks, eats bones, and cuts down swarms of enemies while riding said tanks with a chainsword. Don't fuck with this guy, because he can and will kill you with the sheer force of how much he hates you.
Oh shit, Commissar Fuklaw just ripped an ork in half. I wouldn't want to fuck with him!
commissar Fuklaw by Spess Mahreen February 19, 2015

fuknowledge 

fuknoledge is combined with the words fun and knowledge put together. It means that whenever you do something that was fun and you learned about anything on the same day, hour,or minute. Me and my friend made it up in soccer and said "soccer was fuknowledge today."
Our soccer today was fuknowledge.
fuknowledge by Ladison August 27, 2019
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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