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fudge monkey 

a fudge monkey is a retarted kid.
Tommy, the kid in the special ed class is a fudge monkey.

Fudge Monkey 

Ur MOM is such a fudge Monkey.
Fudge Monkey by arelys91 July 23, 2007

fudge monkey 

A shit stabber,chutney ferret,uphill gardener etc. In other words, a homosexual male that engages in promiscuous unprotected anal sex.
"That George Michael is a right Fudge Monkey!"
fudge monkey by ioxothoth September 14, 2007

fudge monkey 

racial slur for ghetto, wild, and ignorant African Americans
them dirty fudge monkeys were jumping around and talking loud in the resturant
fudge monkey by gangstaliciouc December 21, 2008

fudge monkey 

The occassional result of anal sex between a man and a man or a man and a woman. This occurs after the man withdraws his penis and it is covered with fecal matter.
Yo, bro, you gave me a fudge monkey. Why didn't you douche?
fudge monkey by Rosie's Dad May 5, 2005

chocolate fudge monkey 

Instead of swear words like fuck, shit, ect, ect, chocolate fudge monkey can be used.

Could also be used as a bad insult.
*stabs toe* Chocolate fudge monkey!!
chocolate fudge monkey by julz R. February 7, 2007
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