ioxothoth's definitions

fudge monkey

A shit stabber,chutney ferret,uphill gardener etc. In other words, a homosexual male that engages in promiscuous unprotected anal sex.

"That George Michael is a right Fudge Monkey!"

by ioxothoth September 14, 2007

Hamiltons

A subtle derogatory term for Pakistanis. Derived from the Scottish football team Hamilton Academicals, usually known as "The Accies". It rhymes with Pakis, hence Hamiltons.

"Agnes have you seen who has moved in next door?"
"Oh yes! Bloody Hamiltons"
"O well, there goes the neighbourhood!!"
(nods to Monty Python there folks)

by ioxothoth September 15, 2007