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fucktoy fleshlight

Comeback to “You’re a pussy”

Puts that common, overused line to shame, is even more timid than a shy cat and is mass-produced out of cheap plastic.

Is the most basic of sex toys for men and thus carries connotations that blow ‘pussy’ right out of the insult vulvcano.
Tennis player: “You’re a Pussy!”

Squash player: “If I’m a pussy, then YOU are my aunt’s ferret’s fucktoy fleshlight with dead batteries that she scissors with a hinged double-dildo every St Patrick’s day!”
by Hot-Cross Pun March 18, 2026
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