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Fucksticle

A word with all the fun connotations of a popsicle, but with none of the fun attributes. Fucksticles are people who are rude, obnoxious, arrogant and idiotic. They have no good qualities and they piss everybody off.

Fucksticles often have 'little man syndrome'
Smith is a fucksticle, he should really get over his height issues and Napoleon complex.
by spabath January 19, 2008
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Fucksticle Sticks

Something you say when something bad happens.
*Bob accidently drops his money on the ground*

Bob: Oh fucksticle sticks!
by Mikey Toots July 13, 2007
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Fucksisle

Fucksisle is short for "Fuck Kingsisle".

Kingsisle Entertainment created Wizard101, Pirate101, and several failed mobile games.

The term "Fucksisle" can be used to complain and criticize out of retaliation from its unethical actions. Please avoid buying crowns or membership from Kingsisle as they will inevitably ban you regardless of how innocent you are.

Example 1:

Player 1: I just got banned for calling Aethyr Elemental a bee itch! I didn't event say bitch!

Player 2: God damn it Fucksisle!

Player 1: I know right! I even paid those shitheads more than $2,000 for crowns, memberships, and bundles. I was so nice to everyone I met online and the Kingsisle employees. They then threw me out like a bag full of dogshit.

Player 2: I am never buying crowns or membership again!

Example 2:

Richard UnicornCaller: Man! Kingsisle just banned me for account sharing!

Blaze StormCloud: Dude! You know that it is stictly against the Terms of Use.

Richard UnicornCaller: I wasn't sure. I just wanted to let a friend use my storm wizard to quest. I am so mad that I spent all those years simping for Kingsisle by promoting their Twitter account and saying nice things. I really thought simping for them would get me free stuff. I hate Fucksisle!

Blaze StormCloud: You suck at simping, Richard. I am better at it, because I followed every single Term of Use and was given a code for 2 random pet snacks. And please don't call them Fucksisle, that's so rude and disrespectful.
Fucksisle has just muted my account even though I used no profanity.
by CleanWater July 4, 2022
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fuckstick

If Bob wasn't such a fuckstick, we might be able to get this job done.
by Anonymous October 2, 2003
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Fuckslice

An explicit generalised name for something (be it person, place, object or otherwise) you can't remember the actual name of at the moment in time, during a conversation.
(Object)
Dave, pass me the uh... uhm... Fuckslice.

(Place)
Yeah, we took a long trip to... Fuckslice? - off of the main road...

(Person)
Oh I remember him, his name was... John... Fuckslice.
by Squizzler24 October 25, 2012
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fuckstie

When your best friend becomes your fuck buddy
We used to be just friends but now were fucksties
by Getsome1002 December 31, 2017
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Fuckstache

When an individual trims his pubic hair in the shape of a mustache.
So I heard Andrew trimmed himself a fuckstache yesterday. Badass.
by FacelessPuppets May 6, 2011
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