Fuckitism 

A fall back, Nihilistic philosophy, often fueled by the use of alcohol, embraced by many when circumstances feel completely unmanageable.

My core belief in Fuckitism has saved me many times when being a loser is a most repugnant option.

Fuckitism by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2018

fuckupism

A way of life endorsed by many, most often fueled by the chronic use of a substance, leading to a pathetic series of failures and self-denigration.

My devotion to the fuckupism lifestyle was concurrent with a bottomless daily cocktail of vodka and Vicodin.

fuckupism by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2018

Fucktimism 

The feeling of elation when you know you won't be able to do everything you have to do, and so you don't let it get you down.

I thought you had 5000 words to write for tomorrow, how are you not freaking out?

There's no way I'm going to manage so I'm pretty fucktimistic.
OR
I'm not concerned - I'm a fucktimist
OR
Have you not heard of fucktimism?

Fucktimism by Promoter of lols April 7, 2011

Fuckitis 

The constant need to fuck with things real or imagined

Nannette has fuckitis....

Fuckitis by Tooldevil May 27, 2018

Don't-give-a-fuckism 

Def - Don't-give-a-fuckism is a state of apathy or indifference, whether permanent or temporary, in which a person chooses to ignore events going on around them. Stress is caused by attachment (giving a fuck) and can be relieved by detachment (not giving a fuck). Not giving a fuck can signifcantly improve quality of life by removing human issues connected with attachment (i.e. caring, worry, stress and giving a fuck). Not giving a fuck disconnects or detatches the individual from these issues and forces the person to concentrate on the things that make them happy rather than worrying about things that are out of their control and thereby improving quality of life (QOL); Variations: Don't-give-a-rat's-ass-ism,Don't-give-two-squirts-of-hot-steaming-piss-ism, Can't-be-arsed-ism.

1st person: "Hey, the boss saw you come in late again today. You're in deep shit man!" 2nd person: "So what, I don't give a fuck! I subscribe to ethos of don't-give-a-fuckism so it don't bother me. Whatever!"

Don't-give-a-fuckism by buzz_11 October 25, 2010

fucktasmic 

A portmanteau of the words fuck and orgasmic, fucktasmic is a word of excitement or anger, depending on how it's said.

Guy 1: Damn man, this lasagna is fucktasmic!

Guy 2: I bet, but this shitty hot dog is a fucktasmic waste of meat.

fucktasmic by Very Chewy December 27, 2006

fuckits 

a temporary sickness, characterized by apathy, in regards to matters considered important by society's standards

I've been slacking off at work and in school; think I have a case of the fuckits.

fuckits by Flutterbabbit December 27, 2008