Fucking Hour

A division of time in which an hour feels longer than expected, so named due to time flying by when you are fucking.

It was a fucking hour before he came.

Fucking Hour by After Eights June 30, 2010

fucking hour

A fucking hour is a fraction of time shorter than an actual hour. You know its like when a dude thought that he was fucking for an hour but it was like ten minutes, thats a fucking hour.

"We went across town for some food, I swear it felt like a fucking hour but was really just 20 minutes"

fucking hour by mpaarating August 2, 2017

The long neverending demented cartoon movie that lasts almost like, half a fucking HOUR, damn you! I hate myself, go to hell. 400000004!

I don't know, I'm just really, really drunk.

You looked this up?

The long neverending demented cartoon movie that lasts almost like, half a fucking HOUR, damn you! I hate myself, go to hell. 400000004! by ACDC FOREVAR!!!111 May 19, 2004

Man of the Fucking Hour 

The person that is in the absolute center of attention and it needs to be known to all by emphasizing how important he is.

John: "Hey man, just finished my date"
Zach: "Well, would ya look at that, the man of the FUCKING hour."
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Man of the Fucking Hour by speakyspeaky March 27, 2016

Five Fucking Hours! 

Noun; A period of time while you are high on any substance because time goes amazingly slow.

Person 1: Hey mannn, what time is it?
Person 2: 10:00.
*silence*
Person 1: Dudeee, what time is it now?
Person 2: It's still 10:00.
Person 1: ITS BEEN 10:00 FOR FIVE FUCKING HOURS!

Five Fucking Hours! by FiveFuckinHours July 22, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020