fucking fish
fucking fish by JaxiTy February 26, 2017
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Fish Fucking
The act of taking massive quantities of painkilling medication to the point of experiencing "bonelessness," and using your soft, wet, scaly, spaghetti noodle cock to hopelessly and pathetically attempt to bring pleasure to a lover.
I went out to the bar last night after you juiced me and ended up fish fucking some hairy old bean bag.
Fish Fucking by Marcus Aurrelius December 18, 2011
Put on your bowlin' shoes... because we're going fuckin' fishing!!!!
An expression for when you're about to wing it. You're unprepared, you're uncertain, you don't know what the future holds... but you'll roll with whatever goes down.
Bro A: "Bro... do you think we'll regret doing 8 shots of jungle juice in 6 hours when we're taking the SAT tomorrow?"
Bro B: "Boi... Put on your bowlin' shoes... because we're going fuckin' fishing!!!!"
Bro B: "Boi... Put on your bowlin' shoes... because we're going fuckin' fishing!!!!"
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