fucking nonce

Name: fucking nonce Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

Ur uncle that melested me when I was 6

Oh look I lost my v card to that FUCKING NONCE

fucking nonce by Lucky-FN July 13, 2020

fucking nonce

a person who likes kids ally im talking about you

whos that over there

ally the fucking nonce

fucking nonce by fgdhjdfgh May 9, 2025

Get the fucking nonce mug.

big strokey fucking nonce

leighton....just.leighton

AHHHHHHHHH LEIGHTON big strokey fucking nonce IS A GET AWAY FROM ME

big strokey fucking nonce by LIAM DOESNOTLIKEMELODY June 25, 2019

Get the big strokey fucking nonce mug.

Big Fucking Strokey Nonce

An insult created by Steven Dawson. A middle aged balding man who created vines. It is used to describe a pretty thick person. Commonly used in the North East of England

"I accidentally texted my ex nudes."
"You big fucking Strokey nonce"

Big Fucking Strokey Nonce by bigfuckingstrokeynonce April 7, 2017

Get the Big Fucking Strokey Nonce mug.

FUCKING BIG NONCE

Some one who likes to touch kids and is big

Connor you are a FUCKING BIG NONCE!

FUCKING BIG NONCE by D4n13lx1thenonceslayer December 1, 2018

nonchalant fucking

something to pass the time of day

harold: oh, it appears i am fucking you
suzy: oh well

nonchalant fucking by ROSSANDNATALIE February 17, 2005

Get the nonchalant fucking mug.

kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

Word of the Day on October 4, 2026

Get the kidulting mug.

Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Get the Boffin mug.

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

Word of the Day on October 2, 2026