A fucking retard whom you have unknowingly invited to stay with you out of pity and/or the chance to get laid and/or because they own a full sized washer and dryer combo, and it turns out that instead of being empathetic and acknowleging that you have done them a favor for pulling their redneck ass out of the fucking gutter, they proceed to make your very existence on this planet a living fucking fuckball hell....see example.
You asscock fuckball shitfuck. When the hell are you going to do the fucking dishes you dirtied two months ago? You are the biggest FUCKBALL ROOMATE I have ever had, you slackjawed redneck donkey. Pack your fucking banjo and get the fuck out of my apartment you no-tooth retard chigger. Get the fuck out.
by Fighterjock January 11, 2007
by Droot559 July 27, 2017
retarted asshole that thinks that cutting thenselves is a good thing and will make the girl/guy they r going out with pay more attention to them because they are being pussy shitcake fuckball eaters. nobody wants to be with a pussy shitcake fuckball eater in any way. beware these simple minded fuckers and RUN AWAY!also a good thing to call any random people you dont like
anne: you bitch! *slap* dont you ever eat my twinkies again
karen: your such a pussy shitcake fuckball eater
anne: *speachless*
karen: your such a pussy shitcake fuckball eater
anne: *speachless*
by me! muahaha March 3, 2008
by DiamondGirl101 January 5, 2016
the real name of football, the announcers (and their fake words and descriptions), and the fans of fuckball that clap and scream and yell in their house (at the tv) as if they were actually in a stadium.
Oh dear they are watching fuckball again, and I guess I will not be able to concentrate on ANYTHING today.
by anamehere November 7, 2021
Any football game post circa 2006 (fuck you Cheryl Tweedy, yer mas a toilet attendant) when all footballers turned into fuck boys (or fuck bois for the gen zers) who bounce more off the pitch with their hair than the ball(s)
by Cheryl Tweedys toilet September 17, 2023