fuck the puppy

The far more graphic and less socially acceptable version of "screw the pooch"

Way to fuck the puppy on that project, Frank. Because of your shoddy work, we lost the contract!

by Canine Fornicator March 5, 2009

Who's fucking this puppy

Basically like who's in charge here ,whos the boss

"whos fucking this puppy me or you"
Who's fucking this puppy

by jahonfroy October 2, 2018

lets fuck this puppy

Let's do this
Australian slang

Person 1: alright, here goes
Person 2: yeah, lets fuck this puppy

by Ernessa June 24, 2016

lets fuck this puppy

Let's do this

Game on

Let's go

Girl: You ready to go to the bar?
Guy: Lets fuck this puppy

by Wroewroe October 6, 2016

fuck your puppy

In Columbus, Ohio, if you don't have a lighter and wish to light your cigarette using someone else's, you would ask "Can I fuck your puppy? ", and they would hand you their cigarette.
I have no idea as to the very odd term's origins. It is usually asked of friends, not strangers.

Damn, my lighter died. Can I fuck your puppy?

by brutalSoCal April 23, 2015

im a fucked up puppy

Expression for describing your traumatic childhood

im a fucked up puppy

by EannaCofey May 22, 2012

Fuck Puppy

The concept that many couples seem to have defining a role of a person that will join their sexual relationship much like an innocent and helpless puppy would. Also, any person filling such a role.

Can you believe that she is willing to be their Fuck Puppy?!?! I mean they don't even let her hang out with her friends anymore. I think it's really sad, I wish she would maintain better boundaries for herself!

by BonezTheGoon February 6, 2013