fuck test 

An often abridged version of a shit test that a woman uses to determine whether a mate is worthy of a test fuck.

fuck test example 1. Alpha male: All I had to do to get laid was show up, dress reasonably well, demonstrate a little confidence, and take her to a half-way decent restaurant for which she paid. We fucked post haste all night long.

fuck test example 2. Beta male: I spent months treating her like a queen and never even got a hand job. Meanwhile, she fucks him (alpha male) on the first date. Fuckin slut!

fuck test by Dimebag Donny December 6, 2024

test-fuck

To "test-fuck" is to have sex with somebody for evaluatory purposes. You can test-fuck somebody to determine if you'd like to fuck them in the future. You can also test-fuck someone for a friend.

"I think you're pretty foxy, let's test-fuck to see if we're sexually compatible"

"I am coming to New York next month, why don't you test-fuck a few hotties for me, and find me someone suitable?"

"I thought Leroy was pretty cute, but after our mediocre test-fuck I decided he wasn't worth a second date"

test-fuck by xgrrl888 May 3, 2012

testicle fuck

Taking scrotum sak and playing throat hockey.

I am going to testicle fuck you.

testicle fuck by sightlywaif January 23, 2016

Testicle fuck

the act of placing a penis in between two testicles and making rapid humping motions repeatedly

The last time I saw a pair of testicles that nice I had to testicle fuck them

Testicle fuck by skinnypenis42069 March 24, 2019

testicle fuck

Balls in the vag

"I testicle fucked a girl last night"
"Alex, you absolute dog, you!"

testicle fuck by Cloverman January 20, 2016