fuck pickle

a complete stuck up asshole. Describing someone who acts like they have something stuck up there ass, mainly because they give the impression that other people are an annoyance to them, and also because of the constant look of constipation in there face as if a foreign object was stuck up there ass.

“what an ignorant fuck pickle” or “that fucking fuck pickle just gave me the fucking finger!”

even "hay you fuck pickle fuck off!"

fuck pickle by lude savage June 27, 2009

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Fuck Pickle

The pickle used in a prank on someone where they are completely smashed, you drop their pants and jam a pickle up their ass.

See "Pickle Fucker" for better definition

"I so can't believe Tom actually ate that fuck pickle..."

See "Pickle Fucker"

Fuck Pickle by An to the drew June 11, 2008

Related Words

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Fuck Pickle Day

Annual Fuck Pickle Day occurs on the 2nd of May. Fuck Pickle.

Issac: Hey why did your parents name you Layne?

Layne: I don't know but its may 2nd so happy Fuck Pickle Day

Fuck Pickle Day by Lilpeeboy May 2, 2021

Pickle Fuck

The act of forcefully inserting a pickle into one's butthole.

D: If u piss me off one more time i swear ill pickle fuck you
Alicia: Fuck you, i dare you to try
* 30 seconds later*
D: Told you....
Alicia: Feels better than i thought
D:....Whore

Pickle Fuck by BlackGuyKKK2010 October 28, 2010

Pickle Fuck'd

When ou use any semi-automatic weapon in any game on Xbox Live that can be fired as fast as you can pull the trigger.

KID 1:Hey stop modding your controller

KID 2: Im not modding I just using a Pickle Sticker, you just got pickle fuck'd!!

Pickle Fuck'd by Robbie Social May 28, 2009

Pickle Fuck Face

adj. Somebody who is incompetent and ignorant. In other words a total fucking retard.

Tom, you're such a Pickle Fuck Face.

Pickle Fuck Face by CAMMYdoodles January 17, 2009

mississippi pickle fuck

A shot of tequila/vodka (vodquila) followed by a shot of pickle juice

Hey Brad, let’s take a Mississippi Pickle Fuck to start off the night.

mississippi pickle fuck by Mbrick April 24, 2019

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