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Fuck my shit

"Fuck my shit" his king high straight beat my jack high.
by joseph greiman March 5, 2007
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Fuck my shit

When you take a cool shaped shit, then freeze it and later, with a condom on it use it as a dildo or other sexually stimulating device.
"Aww kids! Look at this shit! It looks like a dick! Lets fuck my shit"

"OK Ma, I'll get the camera"
by fuck my shit May 6, 2008
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fuck my shit up

To tell your Barber/Hair Stylist to give you a strange or messed up haircut.
by FlimFamMan July 29, 2015
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The fuck my shit at?

Expression of rage at the delayed or halted arrival of something you want.

The 'shit' can be replaced with other words to fit the situation.
*obligatory "The fuck my shit at? moment*

Marina: *checks mail* I ordered that shirt 3 weeks ago. They told me it would be here in 5 days.

Marina then filed a complaint. She didn't bother to fill out the form; instead, she wrote "THE FUCK MY SHIRT AT" in big letters on the entire thing.

Her shirt arrived the next day.
by the hell is this shit October 31, 2012
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fuck in my shit

1. a phrase used when an individual gets angry and has nothing else to say.

2. a phrase used just to be funny.

3. a complete silent breaker that makes people laugh

4. a random phrase used when you get bored or are losing in a game with your friends.
1. What? I have to go to that 6 hour play?! Fuck in my shit.

2. (Jimmy and Bob are outside playing baseball)
Jimmy: dude, look at that car, isn't it sweet?
Bob: Well...fuck in my shit
Jimmy:*laughs* haha

3. (you attend a party at Suzie's house and someone said something that made everyone else silent)
Suzie: I think i'm pregnant
(silence)
Joe: Fuck in my shit!
(everyone laughs)

4. (you are losing on Halo 3)
George: Ahh! God dam! Fuck in my Shit!!
by Guraski March 22, 2007
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Shit in my fuck bag

To downplay one's accomplisments.
Don't shit in my fuck bag cause you are jealous, Mia
by Pizza Billy Johnson December 6, 2010
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welp shit, fuck my life

When somebody does ignorant shit, or doesn’t listen to you when you tell them the right thing to do.
them: Imma just do it my way.
you: Welp shit, Fuck my life.
by marvshub June 25, 2021
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