Fuck my shit

Any kind of bad break or bad luck.

"Fuck my shit" his king high straight beat my jack high.

Fuck my shit by joseph greiman March 5, 2007

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Fuck my shit

When you take a cool shaped shit, then freeze it and later, with a condom on it use it as a dildo or other sexually stimulating device.

"Aww kids! Look at this shit! It looks like a dick! Lets fuck my shit"

"OK Ma, I'll get the camera"

Fuck my shit by fuck my shit May 6, 2008

Related Words

Fuck my shit • fuck my shit up • The fuck my shit at? • fuck in my shit • welp shit, fuck my life • Shit in my fuck bag • You would fuck the shit out of my cousin • fuck my life • Fuck my ass • fuck my dick

fuck my shit up

To tell your Barber/Hair Stylist to give you a strange or messed up haircut.

"Hey fam fuck my shit up nigga."

fuck my shit up by FlimFamMan July 29, 2015

The fuck my shit at?

Expression of rage at the delayed or halted arrival of something you want.

The 'shit' can be replaced with other words to fit the situation.

*obligatory "The fuck my shit at? moment*

Marina: *checks mail* I ordered that shirt 3 weeks ago. They told me it would be here in 5 days.

Marina then filed a complaint. She didn't bother to fill out the form; instead, she wrote "THE FUCK MY SHIRT AT" in big letters on the entire thing.

Her shirt arrived the next day.

The fuck my shit at? by the hell is this shit October 31, 2012

fuck in my shit

1. a phrase used when an individual gets angry and has nothing else to say.

2. a phrase used just to be funny.

3. a complete silent breaker that makes people laugh

4. a random phrase used when you get bored or are losing in a game with your friends.

1. What? I have to go to that 6 hour play?! Fuck in my shit.

2. (Jimmy and Bob are outside playing baseball)
Jimmy: dude, look at that car, isn't it sweet?
Bob: Well...fuck in my shit
Jimmy:*laughs* haha

3. (you attend a party at Suzie's house and someone said something that made everyone else silent)
Suzie: I think i'm pregnant
(silence)
Joe: Fuck in my shit!
(everyone laughs)

4. (you are losing on Halo 3)
George: Ahh! God dam! Fuck in my Shit!!

fuck in my shit by Guraski March 22, 2007

Shit in my fuck bag

To downplay one's accomplisments.

Don't shit in my fuck bag cause you are jealous, Mia

Shit in my fuck bag by Pizza Billy Johnson December 6, 2010

welp shit, fuck my life

When somebody does ignorant shit, or doesn’t listen to you when you tell them the right thing to do.

them: Imma just do it my way.
you: Welp shit, Fuck my life.

welp shit, fuck my life by marvshub June 25, 2021

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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fucking hobo loko eeessshh

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