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fuck my mom 

Something my dad did 9 months before I was born.
fuck my mom by Stupid Af June 29, 2021

fuck my pussy with a rake mom

Said by drag queen katya zamolodchikova on an episode of unhhhh
Katya: fuck my pussy with a rake mom! Oh wait that looks like a rake :0

Get the fuck out of my room, mom! I'm playing minecraft! 

A term exclusive to pre-teens and individuals below the age of thirteen, exceptions are made for lowlifes and socially incompetent adolescents when faced with a challenge, (typically a relative, since individuals whom use this term haven't moved out of their parent's house) standing between the individual and their gaming.
This game is exclusive to minecraft naturally, however these gamers still remain dominant over the peasants whom still play fortnite
Get a life.

Karen is never coming back.
Kyle: "Get the fuck out of my room, mom! I'm playing minecraft!"
Karen: "But Kyle, your dad is on the phone."
Kyle: "What the fuck does he want?"

Ominous figure behind Karen: "The kids."

Mom! Get the fuck out of my room I'm in an online class! 

what you scream at your parents when your watching porn and don't want your parents to come in.
Mom! Get the fuck out of my room I'm in an online class!
Ok! Sorry!

fuckmymom 

When you get pissed you say FUCKMYMOM and they ususally will if they arent a pussy
dude you suck...dude fuckmymom
fuckmymom by FUCKMYFACETOMARS September 6, 2010