fuck dong

1) NOUN -A person who's personality or behavior resembles that of a curved erect penis.

2) NOUN -Someone who acts like a chode or douchebag, usually to compensate for their inability to become completely straight during erections.

Chase was such a fuck dong last night. It was like having sex with a vacuum cleaner handle.

by Moist Water February 14, 2017

Ding Dong Doofus Fuck

A name fitting those who do stuff like going outside in the winter without a coat and complain about how cold it is.

George: When I jumped in the ocean no one told me I was gonna get soaked!
Joe: you Ding Dong Doofus Fuck

by Incognito_Man January 11, 2021

Fuck a luck a ding dong

An expression of surprise or an "OMFG" moment.

HOLY FUCK A LUCK A DING DONG!!!
Well fuck a luck a ding dong....

by LOL MATTS GAY May 6, 2009