fuck blister 

Blisters you get from having really rough sex.

My fuck blisters are starting to rot.

fuck blister by jonathan kulz October 9, 2003

bluster fuck 

to fuck a really fat chick cus she has rolls and more cushion for the pushin.

dude i totally bluster fucked last night

bluster fuck by kelsey deeeeeee dugger June 21, 2009

Jesus Blistering Fist Fuck 

1. Expression used when experiencing something incomprehensibly awesome or utterly disgusting.
2. Insinuating extreme bodily harm.
3. Used randomly when having nothing else to say.

1
John : OMG! I just won 50 kilos of cocaine ...
John : ... and beat your brother to a pulp with a hockey stick.
Bob : jesus blistering fist fuck!

2
John : Say, have you ever had a Jesus, Blistering, Fist Fuck?

3
John : This track is awesome!
Bob : Yeah, jesus blistering fist fuck it's cool!

Jesus Blistering Fist Fuck by prosci8 September 7, 2009