fuck a dog

Just like it says. A division of beastility that involves sexual intercourse between a dog and a human being.

Animal Porn slut: "I'm ready to go on camera and fuck a dog."

by Suck My Dick March 22, 2005

fuck a dog

Just like it says on here. This is a category in beastiality involving sexual intercourse between a dog and a human being. This can also be applied to sick, dirty humor. See below....

i.....wanna fuck a dog in the ass....i wanna fuck a dog in the ass...i wanna fuck a dog......i tried to fuck your mom in the ass...tried to fuck your dad in the ass...could only find the dog....and his ass...we wanna fuck a dog in the ass..we wanna fuck a dog in the ass..we wanna fuck a dog....i wanna fuck a pirate in the ass..argh me and me first mate you scurvy kerr...i wanna fuck a fuckin pirate but i found the dog....that was no dog that was thy own sister. -Jonathon Hasselmann; 12/20/2003

by Suck My Dick March 22, 2005

Fuck the dog

To do nothing at all, or at least nothing of productive use.

Bill was so hung over at work on monday, and the boss was out. He just sat at his desk and fucked the dog all day

by tx November 25, 2003

Fucking the dog

When someone is on the clock (at work) and they stand around acting busy and actually do nothing.

The supervisor approached the crew of ditch diggers and separated the two who had been leaning on their shovels talking. He said that any more inaction on the job would lead to their dimissal. Stating further, I'll have no fucking the dog on my watch!

by 0verfiend June 26, 2005

Fucking the dog

Doing nothing, shooting the shit.

Hey Kevin, what are you doing?
Kevin: Fucking the dog.

by Anonymous November 30, 2002

fucking the dog

Not doing anything in particular because you have nothing to do or in an attempt to kill time.

The game doesn't start for another hour so I guess I'll just be fucking the dog until then.

My boss is going to be pissed off when he finds out I was fucking the dog all day.

by phreak_1983 January 01, 2006

fuck the dog

1. to waste time doing nothing

2. to make a severe mistake

Don't just stand there and fuck the dog, get going.

by The Return of Light Joker March 18, 2008