fuck a dog
Just like it says. A division of beastility that involves sexual intercourse between a dog and a human being.
fuck a dog by Suck My Dick May 13, 2005
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fuck a dog
Just like it says on here. This is a category in beastiality involving sexual intercourse between a dog and a human being. This can also be applied to sick, dirty humor. See below....
i.....wanna fuck a dog in the ass....i wanna fuck a dog in the ass...i wanna fuck a dog......i tried to fuck your mom in the ass...tried to fuck your dad in the ass...could only find the dog....and his ass...we wanna fuck a dog in the ass..we wanna fuck a dog in the ass..we wanna fuck a dog....i wanna fuck a pirate in the ass..argh me and me first mate you scurvy kerr...i wanna fuck a fuckin pirate but i found the dog....that was no dog that was thy own sister. -Jonathon Hasselmann; 12/20/2003
fuck a dog by Suck My Dick May 13, 2005
Fuck a dog in a river
To dispose of goods, people or animals. Disposal does not need to be in a body of water.
Common usage in the mixed race culture in London, especially mixed black/irish.
Common usage in the mixed race culture in London, especially mixed black/irish.
Dean: I am a bad man
Harry: You're as bad as a cucumber
Dean: I'd fuck a dog in a river.
Harry: ........ wait.... you'd fuck a dog in a river?.....
Harry: You're as bad as a cucumber
Dean: I'd fuck a dog in a river.
Harry: ........ wait.... you'd fuck a dog in a river?.....
Fuck a dog in a river by Bradley the mushroom July 8, 2012
Fuck a dog day
Fuck a dog day by MotherSlayer21 November 25, 2021
Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesday
John: "Hey make sure you don't eat that piece of metal!" John 2: "Oh I already did." John: "Well Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesday!"
Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesday by Meatloaf.BD March 30, 2025
a dog that just wont shut the fuck up
(Dog barking)
Victim 1: LET ME SLEEP YOU FUCKING BITCH,
Victim 2: what?
Victim 1: MY NEIGHBOR HAS A DOG THAT JUST WONT SHUT THE FUCK UP
Victim 1: LET ME SLEEP YOU FUCKING BITCH,
Victim 2: what?
Victim 1: MY NEIGHBOR HAS A DOG THAT JUST WONT SHUT THE FUCK UP
a dog that just wont shut the fuck up by MateoDoge April 25, 2020
give a flying dog fuck
It is to emphasize the word "fuck." It comes from the shorter version of "give a fuck" and then "give a flying fuck." It means "I don't care" but with emphasis. So it is an emphatic "I don't care!" Or also, emphatic "I could care less."
"I don't give a flying dog fuck if you want to go to the beach, we are NOT going!"
"I don't give a flying dog fuck if you like driving, I am doing the driving!"
"I don't give a flying dog fuck if you like driving, I am doing the driving!"
give a flying dog fuck by carecare7 May 4, 2014
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.