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Monkey girl fuck slave 

A girl that can contort herself in a monkey like position and that is a damn good fuck slave.
My wife wanted a new nick name. I told her lets name you Monkey girl fuck Slave after she gave me head while she hung her head over the side of the bed. Kind of like skull fucking but on a different level.
Monkey girl fuck slave by DAX December 25, 2012

Save a mattress, fuck a watermelon 

When you’re playing fortnite and you lose a 1v1 when you shouldn’t have
Can’t believe I lost that man, “Save a mattress, fuck a watermelon” dude

Fuckslayer 

The most badass musical instrument in existence
Harry withdrew his guitar, Fuckslayer, from a dimension where all screamed for naught.

Wrought from the silver heart of heaven's false promise, laced with vessels that pulsed with angel's menstrual blood, hewn from the horns of Satan's generals, it laughed as it was set loose, a laugh that only Harry could hear, but no one could share.
Fuckslayer by Mister Ffff August 10, 2012
noun, a sexual object

It means that someone is used for someone else's pleasure.
Bernie drove to the rendezvous, ready to join his collection of fuckslaves.
fuckslave by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008
noun, a sexual object

It means that someone is used for someone else's pleasure.
Bernie drove to the rendezvous, ready to join his collection of fuckslaves.
fuckslave by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026