fryman 

1. An avid trekkie who teaches World History on the side.
2. A man who adopts little kids from other countries.
3. A reincarnation of Ben Stein who also enjoys spending time in historical reenactments.
4. Ryan Seacrest after a few years in hell.

Gretel: DUDE. I totally failed that test on the Roman Empire today!
Hansel: ZOMG me tooooo.
Gretel: Ugh, I'm starting to get the feeling our teacher is a Fryman.
Hansel: You might be right...I saw some latex ears in his filing cabinet.
Gretel: Well maybe you could brown-nose your way out of it by throwin' up a Live Long and Prosper!
Hansel: Oh my! That sounds like a plan!

fryman by Lola Rofflesmith November 26, 2006

Fryman 

To say you want to be fried

I want fryman

Fryman by Fjfknbdjk March 15, 2022

Simon Fryman 

To say you want to Be fried and your name is simon

I want to Simon fryman while my name is simon

Simon Fryman by Fjfknbdjk March 23, 2022

Ronaldo Fryman

That annoying ass guy from Steven Universe

Steven Universe Fan: “Hey do you know Ronaldo Fryman from Steven Universe?”
Other Steven Universe Fan: “Yes, he is so fucking annoying.”

Ronaldo Fryman by RonaldoFUCKINGSUCKS August 10, 2023

Abe Froman 

A never-seen character in John Hughes' <i>Ferris Bueller's Day Off</i>, not known for keeping appointments. Mr. Froman has a noon reservation for a party of three at Chicago's Chez Quis restaurant, which Ferris and friends steal. The snooty (snotty) maitre'd disbelieves that young Ferris is the erstwhile Sausage King of Chicago, but is successfully deceived through a clever telephone ploy.

One would expect that eventually, Mr. Froman and his two guests would arrive and cause a stir over their usurped table. But he never does, and our teenaged heroes' hijinks continue...

"You're Abe Froman?"
"That's right. I'm Abe Froman."
"The Sausage King of Chicago?"
"Yeah. That's me."

Abe Froman by Jason Lindquist February 17, 2005

Abe Froman 

The Sausage King of Chicago

You're Abe Froman?...The Sausage King of Chicago???

Abe Froman by jt May 19, 2004

frypan 

A person who loves to cook, is warm hearted, and usually on the heavier side. But very like able. You won't know it at first, but when he is gone, you will miss him like crazy! He's everyone's friend, unless you betray him

That frypan over there, he's cookin' up a storm

frypan by Spot on👌 March 3, 2015