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fruuit cake was made for the 2nd Vietnam war to combat the success of flex cake and cause the patient to be diagnosed with 76.9 years in suspended motion and a brain tumour
fruit cake is back, and now it's called fruuit cake
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Tea Bagging Fruit Cake 

A man who only teabags other men because he is homosexual and hoping somebody takes a lick
Wilma Fingerdo is such a tea bagging fruit cake

fruit cake 

Means a guy is gay, or acting gay.
1.Dude, your such a fruit cake.
2. Quit being a fruit cake.
3. Are you a fruit cake? all u do is hang out with guyz.
fruit cake by Corerosin May 13, 2005

Fruit Cake 

Referring to someone acting unusual or weird. Also Fruit Tart... Usually said to friends acting different then what they normally would.
"What a Fruit Cake","Shut-Up you fruit cake"
Fruit Cake by Nick Wagner February 5, 2008

fruit cake 

1.some one who is a gay person or who is acting like a gay person

2. A cake made of fruits
1. Julian is a fruitcake cuz he likes men
2. man that fruit cake was so good last night
fruit cake by Mr.cookforsmith January 25, 2007

fruit cake 

This Fruit Cake is the worse
fruit cake by NaturallyDerp March 11, 2019

Fruit cake 

Fruit cake is a hyper dense mass of mediocre cake over packed with disgusting tumors of jellied stuff that might once have been fruit, but now is merely a sugar infused mummy of color
Max: Hey Jimmy you want some cake?
Jimmy: What type?
Max: Fruit cake.
Jimmy: Die.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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