That one asshole who dresses like he shops solely at Mens Warehouse. You will often find a fruity fool coming to the aid of a female after falling, also referred to as "white knighting"
The fool portion can be put how you want it. For example if you see a wanna be mexican cracker you can say 'Salsa ass fool'
*At The Club Fruity ass fool: Hey back off bro, she's having drinks with her friends not you!
Your Friend: This fruity Ass fool
Friend 2: Yeah Back off fruitcake
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).