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Assfruit 

A peach. a fruit that looks like somebody's bottom
wow, this fruit looks like somebody's behind O_O ewww, disgusting! i'm sure its an Assfruit!
Assfruit by Superdoodles July 22, 2008
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Pansy Ass Fruit Fuck 

Just jump! Your being a pansy ass fruit fuck.

ass fruit 

Dude, I just picked the ripest ass fruit.
ass fruit by DavidoPowellez January 12, 2008

ass fruit 

Ass fruit is basically anal fondue, where-by one person inserts small fruits (grapes, strawberries, etc..) most of, or all of the way into another person's ass and then bites or sucks them out to consume.
I plopped some fruit into my girlfriend's ass, and then enjoyed a nice little buffet of ass fruit as I sucked them out.
ass fruit by DJDiggler August 8, 2006

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026