Assfruit

Some kind of food that you wish you can have and eat but can’t. Is forbidden and makes you feel like crap.

“I can’t have sugar and I drank a soda. Now I feel like crap. Soda is such an assfruit”

by Karenksmith February 6, 2020

Assfruit

A peach. a fruit that looks like somebody's bottom

wow, this fruit looks like somebody's behind O_O ewww, disgusting! i'm sure its an Assfruit!

by Superdoodles July 22, 2008

Pansy Ass Fruit Fuck

A gay person who is scared shitless

Just jump! Your being a pansy ass fruit fuck.

by The Adjonasis July 6, 2016

ass fruit

The act of taking a shit.

Dude, I just picked the ripest ass fruit.

by DavidoPowellez January 12, 2008

ass fruit

Ass fruit is basically anal fondue, where-by one person inserts small fruits (grapes, strawberries, etc..) most of, or all of the way into another person's ass and then bites or sucks them out to consume.

I plopped some fruit into my girlfriend's ass, and then enjoyed a nice little buffet of ass fruit as I sucked them out.

by DJDiggler August 8, 2006