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fruit hockey 

A game played between male friends. Players take their dicks and wack them at their opponents balls.
Ashton, quick trying to play fruit hockey with me, this is why I bought you a dildo!
fruit hockey by lildog776 November 17, 2022
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fruit hockey 

when you’re in the gym shower and guys are smacking their penises against other guys testicles, as the dick is the stick and the loins are the puck
rodney: bro i heard you and coach have been playing fruit hockey

horace: only a lil bit my jit
fruit hockey by lildog776 November 17, 2022

Fruity Hickey 

When your partner is chewing a fruity flavored gum and gives you a hickey while chewing it. The hickey smells strongly of fruity gum.
Guy 1: It was gettin' hot, and I JUST put the gum in my mouth so I gave dat ho a fruity hickey.

Guy 2: Word?

Guy 1: Word.
Fruity Hickey by ThisIsMyNoNoSquare November 8, 2009
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