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Fruit Bats

Demonic little fuckers that love to steal fruit from small children all over the world, leaving it only half eaten so it must be thrown away afterwards. Must be destroyed before it lays its seeds of decay and spawns more creatures from the souls of small children.
My son...today, died...of fruit bats eggs...
by Eamm February 13, 2009
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FRUITBAT

term to describe a girl/thottie/person that is a waste of time, perhaps they act fruity or just

term to describe a girl/thottie/person that is a waste of time, perhaps they act fruity or just too entitled that only the term “fruitbat” becomes acceptable to label them as it

Meaning of fruitbat is that though the word lacks vulgarity or nasty language is that the word is so simple and petty that it often annoys the piss outta said person who gets called one

Most people don’t know what a fruitbat means which gives it all the more power to the word itself

A fruitbat can be a thotty, milf, e girl, annoying boy, or just a female who gets on your bad side.

Can mean any of the past definitions too
Most girls are fruitbats

Guy 1: whatup fruitbat

Girl 1: um what? *derp face*

Guy 1: ok calm your tits, girl, ain’t nobody tryna catch a disease from your bat shit crazy ass

Girl 2: *cries*

A fruitbat is not only found in the rainforest or the woods but also in a regular human environment, can often be seen lurking on social media or on the street

“HAHA YOU A FRUITBAT, biotch broad !”

“A fruitbat can be a hassle to deal with but also fun at times
by Oh that name sucks August 20, 2022
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Fruitbat

A state of laser-focused fixation on the excessive and irresponsible consumption of mangos, specifically of the "Milton" variety (see Milton Mango). To go "Full Fruitbat" is to consume two or more six-packs in one sitting whilst listening to Shannon Noll's "Unbroken" album on repeat.
"Barters was recovering nicely from his alcohol addiction until Southern Sky popped on the radio. It was at that time the big man went full fruitbat on Steve-o's stash and was last seen en route to the Alex Hills Hotel."
by alfstewart4lyf April 30, 2019
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Fruitbat

Drinking method, the act of being held upside down whilst downing a beer or or fruity alcoholic beverage of your choice.
You should do a fruitbat when you drink that!”
by tomfreeman20 October 7, 2020
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Fruitbatgate

The academic version of sexual banter in the workplace, or dressing up sexual harassment as scientific discussion. Derived from a case in which a sexually frustrated male lecturer "discussed" oral sex amongst fruitbats in a suggestive manner with a female colleague.

Often confused with academic freedom or an attack on evolutionists.

(The initial paper on oral sex prolonging copulation in fruitbats, by Gareth Jones et al, won an IgNobel award in 2010).
When I told her how two bonobos would sort it out, I never expected another fruitbatgate.
by Class of 64 November 1, 2010
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fruitbasket

a moon with the penis and balls tucked under so the people witnessing the moon can see your man parts. This makes everything look sort of like a basket of pre-arranged fruit. hence the name... its one of the most unholy things a human being can witness, it makes most gag like the piss snow cone from Jackass: The Movie
Dude! Robbie just drove by with his shit pressed against the window, screaming "FRUITBASKET!!"
by Matt-a-tat November 19, 2002
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FRUITBAT

term to describe a girl/thottie/person that is a waste of time, perhaps they act fruity or just too entitled that only the term “fruitbat” becomes acceptable to label them as it

Meaning of fruitbat is that though the word lacks vulgarity or nasty language is that the word is so simple and petty that it often annoys the piss outta said person who gets called one

Most people don’t know what a fruitbat means which gives it all the more power to the word itself

A fruitbat can be a thotty, milf, e girl, annoying boy, or just a female who gets on your bad side.
Most girls are fruitbats

Guy 1: whatup fruitbat

Girl 1: um what? *derp face*

Guy 1: ok calm your tits, girl, ain’t nobody tryna catch a disease from your bat shit crazy ass

Girl 2: *cries*

A fruitbat is not only found in the rainforest or the woods but also in a regular human environment, can often be seen lurking on social media or on the street

“HAHA YOU A FRUITBAT, biotch broad !”

“A fruitbat can be a hassle to deal with but also fun at times”
by Oh that name sucks July 26, 2022
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