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Frotum

When a scrotum gets so cold it has frostbite; a frostbitten scrotum.
Friend: Dude its freezing outside!
You: Yeah my balls are so cold I think I have a frotum...
by IronHippo53 January 8, 2014
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frotum

an afrotuft of pubic hair upon the scrotum
Women: Your scrotum is extremely hairy!
Man: Why thank you! I refer to it as my frotum.
by Nitz December 29, 2004
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Frotum

Larry enjoyed his new swimsuit, but his frotum detracted from its Hawaiian design
by assyfinger July 29, 2009
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Scragile Frotum

Could be inflammation, may want to get that scragile frotum checked out.
by HiFalootin November 8, 2011
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Frotulate

Froh-tu-layt
–verb (used without object)
1. To mutually stimulate or massage ego, frequently used by self-important upper management types, esp. in meetings.
When in a frotulatory frenzy, massive ego stroking is performed to a degree that may almost lead to group orgasm; sexual self-gratification. Frequently exacerbated by over stimulated creativity of some of the participants, esp. Advertising, Media, Hollywood movie industry meetings.
2. to engage in frotulation
–verb (used with a colleague's ego)
3. to practice frotulation upon.
"Steve, how was your first sales meeting?"
"I'm a little spent, boy, that new Sales Manager can frotulate."
by KeithMyArthe March 8, 2008
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Frotulation

Froh-tu-lay-shuhn
–noun
1. Mutual stimulation or massage of ego, frequently used by self-important upper management types, esp. in meetings.
Done correctly, if frenzied ego stroking is performed, frotulation may almost lead to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.
Frequently exacerbated by over stimulated creativity of the participants, esp. Advertising, Media, Hollywood movie industry meetings.

—Related forms
Frotulate - Verb
Frotulational - adjective
Frotulatory
"Steve, what happened in your first Sales Meeting, how did it go?"
"Very tiring, thanks so much for asking! There were three or four of the managers indulging in massive frotulation - a lot of love in the room."
by KeithMyArthe March 8, 2008
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Froumpy

"Froumpy" is a close relative of "frumpy." It is used as a more delicate way to say, "lacking in style, fit, or really any positive physical appearance." Froumpy specifically is used to describe clothes, as in, "her clothes are so froumpy they could catch the wind and blow her away."
Note: Froumpy clothes often resemble those a hugely pregnant woman would wear, but on a nonpregnant person.
His clothes were so froumpy he closely resembled a multicoloured tent with a human head poking out of the top.
by Chaben Pacli November 16, 2010
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