When a girl passes out mid hookup, you cum on her eye lashes. The cum will dry during the night. When she wakes up in the morning, she will not be able to open her eyes, therefore being blinded.
This bitch was sucking my dick, when she passed out and reallypissed me off. I was so mad I gave her a Frosty Ray Charles. Boy was she pissed off in the morning.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)