Front hand

Your penis.

I only talked to this chick for an hour before she was shaking my front hand in the bathroom.

by Ad-roq September 19, 2016

Front-Hander

Word, list of words, phrase, equation, etc. written on the palm of your hand (front of the hand, as opposed to the back of the hand) in order to help "assist" in an upcoming test/exam. Can easily be smeared off when done to avoid accidental teacher confrontation.

Dewey: Hey, how are we supposed to know this for the test?

Rivers Cuomo: We had that written in our notes, you just have to memorize it.

Dewey: Oh, well that's gonna be a front-hander.

by \/\/33Z3R R00lz D00d March 31, 2008

Fronthand Backhand

The best fucking game ever invented. Players choose either "fronthand" or "backhand" and their partner slaps them across the face, either fronthand or backhand. First shown in the Key and Peele skit, "Fronthand Backhand."

"Yo Tyrell."
"Yo Lawrence."
"You wanna play fronthand backhand?"
"Yo man, I don't know that game."
"Hey man, it's simple, dawg. All you gotta do is say fronthand or backhand!"
"Alright, fronthand."
*slap*
"Ooh man! I got you good! You know that funny."
"Backhand."

by MaTrIx April 2, 2013

fronthanded insult

A statement or question that is phrased, pronounced, or contextualized as if it is an insult, when it is actually a compliment or delivering a positive message; the opposite of a "backhanded compliment".

"You're aesthetically obese."
"That's quite the fronthanded insult."

by palabraplug July 12, 2023

fronthandedly

Opposite of the adj. Backhand and adv. Backhandedly...Similar to an open-handed slap.

"When Lindsey smacked Dina in the Forehead fronthandedly, you should've seen the look on her face!"

by Fooski October 23, 2013

thermonuclear fronthand

a slap with such force it can cook a raw chicken

friend 1:i gave jon a thermonuclear fronthand and now hes dead.

friend 2: WHY?!?!

by zach :egg: October 11, 2021