From Nantucket 

When a male is described as being from Nantucket, it is a polite way of saying that he has a huge penis. The term is derived from the famous lymric "There once was a man from Nantucket"

Last night I saw a Ron Jeremy film, wow that dude is from Nantucket! He is huge!

From Nantucket by pink lady c January 26, 2013

Man from Nantucket 

There once was a man from Nantucket,

whose dick was so long he could suck it ,

He said with a grin , licking cum off his chin,

If my ear was a cunt, I would fuck it !!

Man from Nantucket, history's best dirty limerick

Man from Nantucket by HyperBad September 12, 2018

Man From Nantucket 

an amazing joke about a guy from Nantucket with a huge penis.

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
While wiping his chin
If my ear were a hole i could fuck it.

Man From Nantucket by XshNanx October 21, 2006

Man From Nantucket 

A ubiquitous limerick that always starts with "There once was a man from Nantucket" and then ends with various perverted rhymes.

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose wife was as loose as a bucket
He thought as he thrusted
This cunt is so busted
My dick is so limp I can’t fuck it

Man From Nantucket by Mike Okizard December 30, 2015

Man From Nantucket 

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's dick was so long he could suck it
as he wiped off his chin
he said with a grin
if my ear was a pussy i'd fuck it
-Brendon Urie

at a place where you should tell jokes you should tell the Man From Nantucket joke

Man From Nantucket by Woah I Do Not Care May 19, 2018

Man from Nantucket 

Wise old limerick

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose wife was as loose as a bucket
He thought as he hit it
It sure looked like Brisket
And he'd get more sensation to fist it.

Man from Nantucket by D Red July 1, 2009

There once was a man from Nantucket.

There once was a man from Nantucket. Whose dick was so long he could suck it. While wearing a grin and wiping his chin if the roof had a cunt, he'd fuck it.

There once was a man from Nantucket. (Explained)

A man who was born and raised within the confines of the isle Nantucket which is located in Massachusetts. Was aware of his spectacular endowment and so therefore felt ambiguous enough to want to fuck his own ceiling whilst imagining it had a vagina to do so.

By,Mikelly.

There once was a man from Nantucket. by moekatoek March 23, 2021