by Brian Butterly August 02, 2006
alcoholic beverage consisting of lucid (absinthe, NOT absente), jager, root beer and red bull. have fun, and your liver will write its congressman.
barkeep, one frog in a blender
by the great rusher of fools September 24, 2010
John, on the phone: "I think I should have apologized. but then she might think I am a pussy. But now she thinks I am a fucking jerk. But I am just scared to apologize. I mean, maybe she should apologize first! After all,..."
Mark: "Dude, shut the fuck up! It's like a frog in a fucking blender!"
Mark: "Dude, shut the fuck up! It's like a frog in a fucking blender!"
by mynameismark August 08, 2005
When youre sick and you sneeze a fat green snot glob onto her fuckin snatch while she's on her period and proceed to pound her with the intensity of a blender
by Fenty is gay April 25, 2019
When a female partner carries syphilys, and is on her period engages in a a sexual act where a penis acts as a blender producing a green and red substance in the woman’s uterus.
by Horsecock489 January 02, 2025