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frog in a blender 

At every wedding there is a guy dancing like a frog in a blender, usually the bride's father!
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frog in a blender 

alcoholic beverage consisting of lucid (absinthe, NOT absente), jager, root beer and red bull. have fun, and your liver will write its congressman.
barkeep, one frog in a blender

frog in a blender 

Having intense, unproductive repetitive / obsessive thoughts.
John, on the phone: "I think I should have apologized. but then she might think I am a pussy. But now she thinks I am a fucking jerk. But I am just scared to apologize. I mean, maybe she should apologize first! After all,..."

Mark: "Dude, shut the fuck up! It's like a frog in a fucking blender!"
frog in a blender by mynameismark September 1, 2005

Frog in a blender 

When youre sick and you sneeze a fat green snot glob onto her fuckin snatch while she's on her period and proceed to pound her with the intensity of a blender
I put a frog in a blender with my bitch last night.

Frog in a blender 

When a female partner carries syphilys, and is on her period engages in a a sexual act where a penis acts as a blender producing a green and red substance in the woman’s uterus.
Jane and Marcus participated in a frog in a blender.
Frog in a blender by Horsecock489 January 1, 2025
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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