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Friend whipped 

When someone of the male species will do anything a female friend asks of him just because she has tits. Not necessarily because he'll get any action, but just due to the simple fact that she has breasts.
Desirae (who has huge tits): "Leo, will you watch my kid so I can go shopping?"

Leo: "Sure, I'll pick him up for you from the store so you can get the maximum amount of shopping done".

Desirae (who has huge tits): "Carlo, can you hold both my kids at the same time while I do my make up and get ready?"

Carlo: "Sure thing, Desirae".

Leo & Carlo are both friend whipped.
Friend whipped by Wendy Wantme February 23, 2011
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Friendwhipped 

Used to describe o who will do anything that one of their platonic friends asks them to do. May be for financial, personal, or sexual reasons.
Dude 1: Wow! That guy is so friendwhipped.
Dude 2: Yeah I know
Dude 1: Its so funny because he does whatever she asks him to do but everybody knows he doesnt have a chance.
Dude 2: (Chuckles)
Friendwhipped by Culjat1994 February 18, 2009

Friendwhipped 

when one has a friend whom he would like to F### and he will do anything they say.
insurt name here wants to F### HER so he stalks her and kills her boy friend that boy in friendwhipped
Friendwhipped by banana sandwhich February 16, 2009

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016