friend listed

When a guy likes a girl but the girl will only ever see the man as a friend

man: i asked lizzy out
bro: result?
man: no i've been friend listed
bro: better luck next time /b/rother

friend listed by Will is meeeeee May 14, 2011

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lister fiend

a troll that lives in girls mouths so that they cannot kiss, similar to pillow pants (pussy troll), but in the mouth

i would have kissed her by now if it wasn't for that stupid lister fiend!

lister fiend by listerfiend August 7, 2006

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friendlisted

To be friendlisted is to be banned from a Discord server. Your first sight immediately after is your friends list.

When I started spamming nigger in the Garry's Mod and More server, I got friendlisted.

friendlisted by QWEEFTY May 2, 2018

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Listen to Your Friends

The best song on Declan Mckenna 's 2017 album 'What Do You Think About The Car'

'Image not listening to Listen to Your Friends on a daily basis'

Listen to Your Friends by herbieyjohnson May 29, 2020

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me listening to my friends hype me for the streets knowing i am a luver girl

me listening to my friends hype me for the streets knowing i am a luver girl by anonymous March 14, 2022

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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