My best friend: Wait is it plastic or....
Me: No it's strap on
My brother: No it's a fucking machine Me: No they all do the same thing geez, now we're horny friends
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.