fried rice

Having sex on a stovetop. Gas stoves are preferred by extreme risk-takers and those who enjoy the smell of burning flesh.

Did you have fried rice last night?" "Yea, but we used an electric stove. Not nearly as exciting.

by StrangerStranger May 14, 2011

Fried Rice

Despite all the other sexual and racist definitions of this word, Fried Rice is just another type of Asian food.

The Chinese restaurant across the street has some AMAZING Fried Rice.

by DaPwettyPwincess September 03, 2018

Fried Rice

Another slang for sex or making out in Asia.

Male 1: So what are you doing tonight?

Male 2: Gonna make some fried rice with my wife.

by RawrRaptor December 10, 2009

Fried Rice

Sexually transmitted disease (male). Very similar to "blue waffle" in a female

My boyfriend said he wasn't cheating and came home with fried rice.

by Candice Lick-alot October 18, 2012

Fried Riced

Referring to the ricing (obnoxious modifications) of automobiles. Fried riced is a descriptive reserved only for those cars whose owners have pushed the ricing envelope to new lows.

What the hell did you do to your car Bounmee? That is beyond just riced, that's fried riced my friend.

by Chris and Bounmee December 22, 2008

Fried Rice

Uncontrollably high off of marijuana.

1. Yooo we just smoked like 4 L's, we fried rice!

2. What are you doing? About to get fried rice with my friends.

by kush-rolled November 26, 2010

Fried rice

A gay orgy of Asian men in a sauna

Did he really get all up in that fried rice last night?

by Wangwapper August 13, 2018