A slang term for frozen meat defrosting in a pool of water in a Tupperware container in the back room of a "D" list restaurant. This term was coined by chef Pinto of Cafe 36 on an episode of Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares.
Frezer , Frukaaa is a chill ass dude with a deep voice. He is intelligent and funny. Frezer often catches you off guard cuz he goes 0 to 100 and vice versa real quick, real quick!! Master of not giving a single fuck, while giving a whole lot of fuck. Frezer loves making smoking plans knowing he wont follow through, but who needs to smoke when Frukaaa is ur babe. But be warned he is not your babe.
Mary-ohhhh my God his voice is so sexyyy
Juana-His lips are too, but girl stop drooling over him.
Mary - I dont care, he can get itright here if he wants
Juana- I dont even blame you, thats frezer
The single most horrifying weapon ever conceived by mankind. The mere mention of such a diabolical utensil is enough to send a sane man hurtling into a downward spiral of madness. The threat of a frozen poop shank is not one to be taken nor delivered lightly, for the second a man starts sharpening his shit in the freezer is the second he has nothing to lose.
Man 1 pulls out a knife and demands Man 2's wallet. Man 2 reaches into his lunchbox and pulls out a frozen poop shank and demands Man 1's wallet, and receives it.