freygrance

A nice smelling lavender that will lighten up your home

F:hey Timothy

T:yeah??
F:wanna spray some freygrance together??
T:you bet ya

by Jackie’s so swag July 22, 2022

Heinous Anus Fragrance

Flatulence of the worst kind. A severe fart that is like an obscene phone call from nature. The air--dank, fetid, unsavory and far from fresh--feels as if it is being exhaled into one's face from a nuclear blast channeled through an unkempt brown eye. Sometimes the smell even tastes like effluvious rotting death- beer vomit, infected diarrhea, gangrene, and the mystery smell of the river entering the ocean at low tide, amplifying the intrusion of feculent compost. It is obscene and repulsive, harsh and violent at the same time. In close proximity, miles from the barking bowels of the guilty anus, the air maintains this quality of putrid death, although unknown where it acquired a tinge of Satan's rectum, perhaps due to fumes expelled by tormented souls asses being delivered by rancid demons.

A smell awoke him. It was a scent as old as time. It was a hundred aromas of a thousand skunks. It was the tang of sweaty underarm. It was the musk of rough anal sex. It was the muscular rot of Gruyère cheese in urine. It was the spice of rotting savorous road kill. Meaty and redolent of death with decay and repugnant rot. It was horrid and offensive and nauseating and obscene. It was solid and alive - so alive! And it was close, lying right next to him in fact. The vapors invaded his nostrils and his hair rose to their roots. His eyes were as heavy as manhole covers, but he opened them. Through the dying calm inside him snaked the horrible realization that she had expelled another heinous anus fragrance.

by keifermail April 15, 2014

Frengeance

A fanfiction pairing involving both Zacky Vengeance (Avenged Sevenfold) and Frank Iero (My Chemical Romance). The fanfiction is very obviously band slash, as the both of them are guys and in bands. Most of the reason that they are paired together is because they resemble one another, Frank usually being the bottom while Zacky takes place on top.

Also known as Fracky, or Zankie.

Man, I really love the Frengeance pairing!

by yuff October 3, 2009

froygance

Someone who is your good friend but that your are embaressed to be seen with in public

My friend Harry is really cool, but he talks really loud, and can some times be a froygance

by mongofa July 24, 2010

Fragrance man

A hot homosexual man. Known for his famous wood product, pretty popular amount the girls, gays and theys 😏 quackity moons over him

"Hey, have you heard abt quacksters and fragrance mans relationship???"
"Yeah, i heard its kinda toxic but kinda spicy;)"

by Midnightstarryfan March 8, 2021

Fragrance freeloader

A person who does not own any perfume/cologne and uses the free samples in department stores before a date or big night out

Person A: Mmmm that's nice perfume Rita's wearing

Person B: Yeah I saw her down at Macy's this afternoon, she's such a fragrance freeloader

by Daisy King August 1, 2010

fragrance mist

A fancy word used to descibe cheap bottles of perfume at the store trying to be cool. Commonly found on flower scented bottles.

"I love bodycolonges new fragrance mist called truly yours!"

"Kelly you found that in a dumpster..."

by Small casually walking carrot August 6, 2016