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laughing in an evil french way 

A laugh that sounds evil... and French.
"We will show the stupid Americans who le clutzy frog, eh?"
"HOHN! HOHN! HOHN! HOHN!"
-- The Simpsons, Treehouse of Horror 8

3 way french kiss 

an action of sexual affection

where two males eat the vagina of one female simultaneity

kissing each other till the female orgasms
your having a 3 way and you want the female to get extremely turned on and everyone is on board and down for the pleasuring

it could go in to different configurations as well for your sexual orientation

and you would ask or say i would like a 3 way french kiss

frenchward 

a. The presumable distance and trajectory of France.

b. The flight pattern of a homing french baguette

c. The direction that dead memes flock to once they have been sucked dry by the Internet
Alas, the wild french baguette in it's natural environment... It's elegance is emphasized as it flutters frenchward with grace...
frenchward by Tofu King53 December 14, 2018

frenchgay 

When to indaviduals of the same gender cum in eachothers mouth and french kiss like animals.
Then Charlie and Tod locked there lips and began a slippery Frenchgay.
frenchgay by Dromair December 5, 2021
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026