french sword 

A baguette

I want to have a duel with a French sword in the bread aisle!

french sword by Sharika January 26, 2016

French Sword Fighting

When a man puts his penis against another man or shemale's will into their penis hole. After six and a half minutes, you pull out and slap their penis causing a volcano of blood.

Dude my dick feels like chopped up garlic after french sword fighting last night.

Oh man dude, I totally raped you, you want a hot carl?

French Sword Fighting by UTI September 19, 2009

French Sword Fight 

When a girl (who is secretly a guy) starts scissoring another girl (who’s also secretly a guy,) and they both try to surprise penetrate at the same time but the cocks just end up bouncing off each other.

So I tried to fuck this chick but turns out it was a guy, so we just ended it in a French Sword Fight.

French Sword Fight by QWERTYiOP56 October 10, 2018

French Lightning Sword

With an Erection, take a car battery and use jumper cables to attach the positive and negative ends to your big toes, then begin intercourse with your French ex-wife.

I visited France last month, and gave my ex-wife the ol' French Lightning Sword

French Lightning Sword by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

french swordsman 

When a male embraces another male with an exposed, erect penis

STFU noobcakes before I pull a french swordsman on your dumbass

french swordsman by Fr0stNinj4 July 16, 2008