Hym "I think he's mad we called his wife a whore by way of extension..."
Iam "
Hey, you hear about that french guy who wanted to wait to have
sex until marriage and after the two of them got married she divorced him immediately for not having a big enough weiner?"
Hym "Yeah, I did! That was crazy! I guess that why waiting until marriage is a stupid idea. Have half of your
shit taken away from you for not having a big enough dick? That is wild."
Iam "Yeah. Tell me about it. You hear that they had to ban home paternity
test because they found that 33% of men taking them were raising
kids that were not their own?"
Hym "Really? Well, aren't you just a wealth of knowledge today"
Iam ☺️
Hym "Now get back to
work!"
Iam 😑
