A weekend in which one does nothing productive and has little social interaction with others. For a true french weekend, one must not leave one's home/dorm at all on Friday or Saturday. Usually, one gets more than 24 hours of sleep on friday and saturday nights combined. Lots of leftover food, ramen noodles, and/or Domino's is consumed. Personal hygiene is neglected; Masturbation occurs frequently. French weekends wind down on Sunday afternoon, when one cleans one's living quarters and takes an excessively long shower, in which the balls are washed thoroughly. Only after this thorough washing of the balls may homework or any preparation for the week ahead begin.
Dude 1: "I had a great weekend. What did you do this weekend?"
Dude 2: "Literally nothing bro. I had a French Weekend."
Dude 1: "That's awesome dude. You're so lucky."
Dude 2: "Literally nothing bro. I had a French Weekend."
Dude 1: "That's awesome dude. You're so lucky."
by Osama bin Fuckin April 9, 2018
The act of forcibly inserting anal beads into your peepee hole and proceeding to rip it out from your butt at a high speed.
by Fatfruitcake March 6, 2023
A french spread is a delightful assortment of cheeses arrayed on the inner thigh of a person. This spread must be picked up via the tongue, and the plate must be licked clean when the cheese is finished.
by theevanshow December 2, 2014
When you need to give true facts and have a frank discussion with someone without sugarcoating it in order to make this person understand your point.
She can't get it even when I break a French to her. I give up.
She couldn't get it even when I broker her a French. Gosh she is stubborn. I give up.
She couldn't get it even when I broker her a French. Gosh she is stubborn. I give up.
by MadeinFrench January 25, 2017
by LibnLou June 12, 2022
An absolute draw, or stalemate; Otherwise used to flatter oneself after a close competition where one did not necessarily lose, but cannot rightfully say they won.
“Hey man! I heard you got into a fight yesterday! Did you win, or what?”
“It was a pretty tough fight, but I think I pulled away with a french victory.”
“It was a pretty tough fight, but I think I pulled away with a french victory.”
by Virum_Vixen July 13, 2023
French tumbler is the art of cutting one tip of a bread stick and inserting the clipped end into her vagina then urinating into the pores of the bread. (Add an umbrella for class and enjoy)
by End_owled December 4, 2017