Freckled Jesus:

Marco bodt from the anime Attack on Titan, known for his freckles. When Jean imagines Marco in front of him, a light shines behind Marco. That making Marco freckled jesus.

"Freckled jesus take the wheel!"

Freckled jesus by TheNerdyMonstah January 2, 2014

Related Words

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Frecktoo

A tattoo that has been inked over a freckled area of the body.

Dude, look at that girl's frecktoo, is it of a cougar or a cheetah?

Frecktoo by Squinty Eyed Bastard July 13, 2014

hot freckles

Code word for Herpes

Guy #1, "Damn, Brittany's pretty hot."
Guy #2, "I'd stay away from that, she's got hot freckles."

hot freckles by Hot Lunch May 11, 2016

Freckle theory

Postulated by a non-freckled human. The theory proposes with enough sun exposure a freckled person's freckles will eventually connect - seemingly making them very tan, but in fact just making them a giant freckle. This theory has not yet been proven, only tanning creams have helped self-loathing freckled individuals achieve this.

Steve: Did you see Martha the other day?
John: Yeah she's been on the beach every day; testing out the freckle theory I presume.
Steve: She sure would make one sexy giant freckle!
John: True story.

Freckle theory by Lauren Lynch June 10, 2008

Screen Freckles

The little dried pieces of flegm, mung, snot, and boogers on one's computer screen from continuous coughing without covering one's mouth.

Dude, I can hardly read this Urban Dictionary definition because of all your damned screen freckles!

Screen Freckles by bukowsky January 5, 2010

Freckle belt

The area spanning below the eyes at the top of the cheeks to the bridge of your nose. In summer, it isn't uncommon for freckles to pop up a lot in this area.

"Your freckle belt really brings out your eyes."

"Once summer comes, I'm going to get a wicked freckle belt."

Freckle belt by DashBlaster May 23, 2009

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026