The act of recieving goods and or services for no cost. Often accomplished by knowing someone who works at particular location. Best places to know someone include a bar, the movies, or a clothing store.
Steve: Hey you want to go hang out?

Gary: Yea lets hit the bar and the mall, I know some guys that can hook us up with some free shit.

Steve: Freeness!!!
by TheTerrible Tim 2.0 March 20, 2008
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Free food provided by an employee of a restaurant.
Dude, I'm starving and I'm broke. Hook me up with some food del freeness,
by Steve H. March 18, 2005
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Free·ness en·vy (frēnis envē)

1. Psychoanalytic concept that a terrorist envies democratic characteristics or capabilities, especially the possession of freedom.
2. Envy of power, status, or privilege, as symbolized by the freeness of the American citizen.
Americans are asking, "Why do they hate us?'' They hate what they see right here in this chamber: a democratically elected government. Their leaders are self-appointed. They hate our freedoms: our freedom of religion, our freedom of speech, our freedom to vote and assemble and disagree with each other. They have Freeness Envy.
by Freudian Clit April 28, 2013
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Usually, a deed of generosity is compensated by the act of receiving penis.
Chris: Can I get some of your food?
Raymond: Do you know what freeness comes with?
Chris: I'm prepared *Bends over*
by basiljonesjr876 March 17, 2023
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