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The act of recieving goods and or services for no cost. Often accomplished by knowing someone who works at particular location. Best places to know someone include a bar, the movies, or a clothing store.
Steve: Hey you want to go hang out?

Gary: Yea lets hit the bar and the mall, I know some guys that can hook us up with some free shit.

Steve: Freeness!!!
freeness by TheTerrible Tim 2.0 March 19, 2008
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Freeness 

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Usually, a deed of generosity is compensated by the act of receiving penis.
Chris: Can I get some of your food?
Raymond: Do you know what freeness comes with?
Chris: I'm prepared *Bends over*
Freeness by basiljonesjr876 March 16, 2023

Freeness Envy 

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Free·ness en·vy (frēnis envē)

1. Psychoanalytic concept that a [terrorist] envies democratic characteristics or capabilities, especially the possession of freedom.
2. Envy of power, status, or [privilege], as symbolized by the freeness of the American citizen.
Americans are asking, "Why do they hate us?'' They hate what they see right here in this chamber: a democratically elected government. Their leaders are self-appointed. They hate our freedoms: our freedom of religion, our freedom of speech, our freedom to vote and assemble and disagree with each other. They have Freeness Envy.
Freeness Envy by Freudian Clit April 28, 2013

food del freeness

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Free food provided by an employee of a restaurant.
Dude, I'm starving and I'm broke. Hook me up with some food del freeness,
food del freeness by Steve H. March 18, 2005

Frezness  

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The word is used to describe a person who has a large ego despite their obvious mediocrity.

Commonly used in some parts of Australia, the word's namesake is a lower division Australian soccer player named Frezegi who constantly touted his ability in not only the sport, but also the fields of music, billiards, dancing and acting. Despite his infamous boasting, he was usually outdone by his clearly superior, often Italian, opponents.
He lost the ball again and is still bragging, the frezness is blinding.

See: Jens Lehmann
Frezness by Giovanni... January 22, 2008
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