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freeness 

The act of recieving goods and or services for no cost. Often accomplished by knowing someone who works at particular location. Best places to know someone include a bar, the movies, or a clothing store.
Steve: Hey you want to go hang out?

Gary: Yea lets hit the bar and the mall, I know some guys that can hook us up with some free shit.

Steve: Freeness!!!
freeness by TheTerrible Tim 2.0 March 19, 2008
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Freeness 

Usually, a deed of generosity is compensated by the act of receiving penis.
Chris: Can I get some of your food?
Raymond: Do you know what freeness comes with?
Chris: I'm prepared *Bends over*
Freeness by basiljonesjr876 March 16, 2023
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Freeness Envy 

Free·ness en·vy (frēnis envē)

1. Psychoanalytic concept that a terrorist envies democratic characteristics or capabilities, especially the possession of [freedom].
2. Envy of power, status, or privilege, as symbolized by the freeness of the [American] citizen.
Americans are asking, "Why do they hate us?'' They hate what they see right here in this chamber: a democratically elected government. Their leaders are self-appointed. They hate our freedoms: our freedom of religion, our freedom of speech, our freedom to vote and assemble and disagree with each other. They have Freeness Envy.
Freeness Envy by Freudian Clit April 28, 2013

food del freeness

Free food provided by an employee of a restaurant.
Dude, I'm starving and I'm broke. Hook me up with some food del freeness,
food del freeness by Steve H. March 18, 2005

Frezness  

The word is used to describe a person who has a large ego despite their obvious mediocrity.

Commonly used in some parts of Australia, the word's namesake is a lower division Australian soccer player named Frezegi who constantly touted his ability in not only the sport, but also the fields of music, billiards, dancing and acting. Despite his infamous boasting, he was usually outdone by his clearly superior, often Italian, opponents.
He lost the ball again and is still bragging, the frezness is blinding.

See: Jens Lehmann
Frezness by Giovanni... January 22, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026