it is the medium of liberty to be dumb and stupid. it is used when some idotic shit happens you can blame it on your freedity. it is almost same as air is required to transmit sounds, and freedity is required to transfer dumb crap.
Teach: How did youfail your test?
Me: Oh its because of my freedity.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'